The Great Strife
May 30, 1888Hello! Helloe! there! Mr.Digestion! What’s the matter with you down there?
Hello! Mr. Tongue is that you? Oh, everything is wrong down here. The bonds in the Gastric Works have “struck”. The Food Assimilation Company “have shut down,” and the Bile Supply Pipe Line can’t handle their product, and it has overflown the whole region. Yes! All stock on hand in my apartments has “heated” and “soured” I have stopped work altogether. Can’t move without assistance. Say, Mr.Tongue, can’t yo send down to me a bottle or two of Dr. Price’s Golden Medical Discovery? Yes. That Buffalo man’s remedy. If you do I can start up at once. When the liver, stomach, or bowels are deranged, or the digestive “fores” are “on a strike”, it is the best “agent” to set the wheels of nature in motion. Dinggists have it.
Don’t hawk, hawk, and blow, blow, disgusting everybody, but use Dr. Sage’s Catarrh Remedy.
source: Daily Nevada State Journal
location: Reno, Nevada
